Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Question about a true story...?

This really happened. Some years ago, it was a slow night and I was watching an evangelist on TV (it was a really slow night.) He put his hands on the temples of a woman in a wheelchair, intoned, ';bythepowerinvestedinmebythelordjesuschr鈥?br>

And the woman got out of her wheelchair and walked.





A day or two later, I saw a client in a wheelchair and, thinking of the evangelist, I put my hands on her temples and intoned ';bythepowerinvestedinmebythestateofcalif鈥?br>




Here are my questions.


1. Does the State of California have the ability to dispense miraculous healing powers to those who believe in it. Remember, this was before Ahnald.


2. Was this a coincidence, or was G-d giving me a message to spread to others?





Zvi the Healing FiddlerQuestion about a true story...?
Oh Great Zvi! The Healing Fiddler!





Will you lay a healing hand on my bank book!


Will it miraculously change the balance to say, oh, in the mid-high six figure range?





No?








How about best answer?





How pathetic is that?!Question about a true story...?
1. no


2. was what a coincidence? You didn't say, and you also didn't say what happened to the woman (may God forgive you) you intoned over.





I don't know what evangelist you watched (I tend to distrust many of them too), but I don't doubt the reality of laying on of hands. I've been there when it has happened. No doubts at all. But what makes it work is faith in God. He is the one who heals. If you don't believe He will, He won't. As the Bible says, this is foolishness to the natural man.
1. Well, the state of California had one of the highest funds given to stem cell research, which could heal crippled people if studied and applied in the next few decades.





That being said, neither Jesus nor California have the ability to heal. Medicine does - and science expands medicine. If anything, thank the state representative for increased funding for research!
there are a lot of people who have said they were asked to go around town for a couple of weeks in a wheelchair and then be ';cured'; onstage by ';the power of god';.





they said no but others said yes and were paid. that's probably what you saw.
Hey, my brothers used to run around the house, sneak up on each other, grab the victim's head and say ';EVIL SPIRIT COME OUT!!!!'; (Emphasis on ';out';) Watching my brothers was more fun than hockey, I swear it on my grandmother's grave!
';Does the State of California have the ability to dispense miraculous healing powers to those who believe in it';





No. And neither does the guy you saw on TV.








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Oh Zvi you are priceless!








Well you can answer the first question yourself. What happened to the woman? Lol





As for the second one, i think the god of fiddlers wanted you to spread the stringy message!
They don't let ppl up on stage, if they can't at least stand up out of their wheelchair.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ-7beRIT鈥?/a>
The lady in the wheelchair, wasntreallyacripple.





Although, I would love to be an evangelist just so I could pop people in the forehead real hard and get away with it.
truncate is a funny word...








1. no


2. no
';Thou have no part or share in this ministry, because your heart is not right before God......... --Acts 8:21
Why do I have a very strong hunch that the woman on TV wasn't really disabled?





Maybe I'm just too cynical, perhaps?

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